Camping

Sigh, I'm going camping in a couple of days. I don't like camping; I'm not much of an outside person.  I get sunburned in a matter of minutes, I'm a mosquito magnet,  I'm stupid enough to brush my teeth with anti itch lotion, and very very very very very cranky when it comes to sitting in a car for 2 or 3 hours. So I'm not looked forwarded to this trip.