The evil laughs still in process. Anyway, although it may not seem evil, today I have an urge to post pictures of guinea pigs. Don't worry! With my evil ray, I shall turn them into crazy, minion guinea pigs that wreck terror on the city! This may not be the status quo for evil deeds, but believe me when I say this: the status is NOT quo!
That last character was Chandler Bing from the 90's sitcom, Friends.
"All right, kids, I've got to get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference."